My husband is hilarious.. Today he was driving past a road driving past a road named 'Abstract'. He called to tell me it looked pretty 'concrete' to him. Ha!
My sister is going to yoga with me on Thursday. She can already touch her toes so I will still be the worst in class. Rock on.
I hate it when I'm super thirsty so I drink lots of water and end up having to use the restroom 4 times at work. Usually I go zero times. I may have a slight phobia of public restrooms.
Cale got a letter for free plane tickets today that may or may not have been a scam. We're not exactly sure.. the first two letters of the code were FU. It took him three tries to spit it out to the man on the phone because we were laughing too hard. Then the guy asked him if he was 28 . Cale said no and got hung up on. It was hilarious.
Side note: We have no idea what 28 has to do with anything.
I got free Panera for lunch and free Noodles for dinner. My stomach was sick for 2 hours. It was amazing. I'd do it tomorrow in a heart beat.
Play the game Wits and Wagers. No lie. So much fun. I also found out that my husband thought the Golden Gate Bridge is 8 miles long (it is not). I also thought that sheep outnumbered humans in New Zealand 50:1. They do not.
Once again I need to recommit myself to no Starbucks. This morning's excuse was I needed to break a 20 because I needed $5 for something at work (this is a true story). Therefore I got a Starbucks... lost $5 on the drink but got a 5 dollar bill in the process.
I found a new coffee shop (not Starbucks) to go to with my sister. This does not break my Lenten commitment. I promise.
I shoulder checked my office wall at work hard core today. If you have never shoulder-checked, hip-checked, or knee-checked a inanimate object please pretend that I never said that statement. If you have.. you completely understand how embarrassing that actually is.
P.S. I may or may not do this on a regular basis. I just read the book 'Still Alice". Early onset Alzheimer's anyone?
P.P.S. If you have any memory problems at all do not read that book. It will make you paranoid. i never thought I had memory problems before reading this book and now I think I should go to a Alzheimer's support group. No lie.
P.P.S. Feel bad for my husband.. I won't remember either way.